Sorry for the outage, folks.
The 10 billion dollar nobodygoeshere.com data center suffered a minor power surge, and as a result, it was shut down entirely for about 12 hours.
Those responsible have been sacked.Thank you for punishing the server with a traffic spike right as it came back up! Fuck that server. Stupid asshole server.
I have no idea what the actual source of this picture is, but it's nice.
Dropping one on your unprotected toe was pretty brutal, if I remember right.
After spending a couple minutes on twitter, its pretty clear that twitter is where the very worst of humanity goes to do it's social networking. In addition to the huge amounts of porn and spam... who can't happily live their day without blabbering menial 140 character tidbits to anyone who is willing to listen? The answer is a shockingly large number of people. I was thinking about creating a drinking game, where if someone was stupid, you would take a drink. I abandoned this idea, though, when I realized that any normal person of average intelligence who decided to play the game would be dead of alcohol poisoning in a half hour.
Anyways, enough about idiots. Tweets from a jackass:
The opposite of the businessman appearing prank, in this one, a "sick" girl vanishes. Still pretty funny.