Buy Hammers Instead of Seeing Nickelback

"Josh Gross" Makes an awesome synopsis of an upcoming nickelback concert in some newspaper.

"$45 is enought to see Men in Black III 5 times, buy a dozen big macs, do 10 loads of laundry, or so many other experiences as banal and meaningless as seeing nickelback but that come wihout actually having to hear nickelback.