I walk in your room, and this is what I see, there's a condom on the floor staring at me. I have rage in my stomach, and I'm not afraid to show it. You're grounded, and you know it.
"A Condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
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