16Jun/120
Only One of Them is a Convicted Felon

Stereotypes are awesome, but only one of them is a convicted felon.
16Jun/120
Robber Tied and Used as Sex Slave in Russia

Man tries to rob a Russian salon, and winds up being overpowered by the female clerk who ties him up, and feeds him nothing but viagra for 3 days.
2May/120
If you Break Into my House in the Middle of the Night

You get 3 things, but I choose the order in which you recieve them.
