So is premarital sex, but I'm pretty sure you've fucked half the guys in our school.
What they didn't realize is that if I could gracefully lift a 110# dancer with one arm, I could throw an 180# moron over his car with 2 arms.
I support same sex marriage. It would effect me just as much as it would effect you.
I dare you to lay a finger on him.
Sincerely, the linebacker with 2 amazing dads.
A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If she is not, she shall be executed.