White People Problems – Louis C.K.
People in other countries have real problems. Like - "Oh, Shit. They're cutting all our heads off, today!"
Louis C.K. Everything is Amazing, and Nobody is Happy
Louis C.K. on Conan O'Brien making a pretty insightful point about how technology driven our society is, and how ungrateful we as a whole are for it.
Louis C.K. on Punching His Dog in the Face
Comedian Louis C.K. tells a great anecdoe on Conan as to how and why he had to punch his dog in the face.
Louis C.K. on Being White
A hilarious clip from comedian Louis C.k. on being white, and the priviledge that comes from that... Bottom line: It's good to be white.
"I'm not saying being white makes you better, I'm just saying, it's good to be white!"
Louis C.K. on Being Bored
Being the fact that you are alive is amazing, so you don't get to be bored.
Girls Gone Wild and not Women Gone Wild – Louis C.K.
When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men, and drown their kids in a tub.
Louis C.K. On Masturbation
And later, I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there is nothing you can do about it.
Louis C.K. On the Difference Between Girls and Boys
Boys fuck things up. Girls are fucked up.