People in other countries have real problems. Like - "Oh, Shit. They're cutting all our heads off, today!"
Louis C.K. on Conan O'Brien making a pretty insightful point about how technology driven our society is, and how ungrateful we as a whole are for it.
Comedian Louis C.K. tells a great anecdoe on Conan as to how and why he had to punch his dog in the face.
A hilarious clip from comedian Louis C.k. on being white, and the priviledge that comes from that... Bottom line: It's good to be white.
"I'm not saying being white makes you better, I'm just saying, it's good to be white!"
When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men, and drown their kids in a tub.
And later, I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there is nothing you can do about it.
Boys fuck things up. Girls are fucked up.