9Oct/120
Freddy Whillhite Shoots his Wife in the Stomach
Crazy old guy shoots his wife, then calls 911 to report the crime. Setting the phone down to yell at her and ask her if she is dead or not.
26Jul/120
Sister Asked if She Could get Books on Sign Language
I asked why, and she said there was this deaf something or other... blah blah blah inspirational don't care.
4Jun/120
Pour Warm Water On Windows to Unfreeze it.
Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen"
Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back: "Computer completely F**cked now."
1Jun/120
Dog Supports Same Sex Marriage
I support same sex marriage. It would effect me just as much as it would effect you.
1May/120
James Cameron On the Marianas Trench
James Cameron gets a call from his wife at the bottom of the Marianas trench... The moral of the story: There is no escape.
1May/120
Gay People Can Quote the bible Too!
A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If she is not, she shall be executed.
Deuteronomy 22:13
