Crazy old guy shoots his wife, then calls 911 to report the crime. Setting the phone down to yell at her and ask her if she is dead or not.
I asked why, and she said there was this deaf something or other... blah blah blah inspirational don't care.
Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen"
Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back: "Computer completely F**cked now."
I support same sex marriage. It would effect me just as much as it would effect you.
James Cameron gets a call from his wife at the bottom of the Marianas trench... The moral of the story: There is no escape.
A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If she is not, she shall be executed.