Nobody Goes Here
2Nov/120

Why did The Semen Cross The Road

I put on the wrong sock this morning


18Sep/120

Jesse’s Face – Toy Story 3 – 4chan


3May/120

Rain on Them Hoes – ecard

I make it rain on them hoes, by which I mean I frequently masturbate from my third story balcony.


5Apr/120

Louis C.K. On Masturbation

And later, I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there is nothing you can do about it.