Co ancho on news show for some reason blurts out "Keep fucking that chicken" to his colleague, and his colleague agrees to do so.
Reporter accidentally makes almost exactly the shot he was reporting on for a high school football game.
A Chinese news report, in which a strange plant is found whilst digging a well. Of course, it turns out that the strange plant is actually a male masturbator.
Man tries to rob a Russian salon, and winds up being overpowered by the female clerk who ties him up, and feeds him nothing but viagra for 3 days.
"More than 1000 spectators continued to applaud wildly until they realized there had been a tragic mistake."
Woman who was promised a new Toyota for winning a contest at work is actually given a new Toy Yoda.
Woman blames atheists for pretty much everything. Kinda sad, really.
"The United States is based on having freedom of religion, which means you can believe in god any way you like (Catholic, baptist, methodist,) but you must believe.
City Manager says there are plenty of assistants, and that he is not needed, so he lays himself off.