An excellent example of US-foreign diplomatic procedure. Good thing we are such experts at this.
This guy with balls of steel jumps off a bridge while being confronted by police.
Or... sit right down on your ass, in this case.
In a nobodygoeshere.com exclusive, the Anaheim PD has revealed a new standard issue Police Car. The administration says, and I quote "Since we don't want to pay for proper screening and training of good police officers, we will just give the bad ones more gear... Right? That works... What's the problem?" (Our source obviously wanted to remain anonymous, for fear of becoming a civilian in Anaheim, CA, and being exposed to the same level of police brutality as everyone else) It is expected that the new squad cars will allow the struggling department to bring the law to a new level of enforcement.
Some of the features of the new cars include:
- Sturdier brush Guards with a built in spray mechanism for the quick removal of blood after hitting someone with your car.
- Patrol car dash cams that can "fail unexpectedly" at the push of a button.
- A secret compartment used to hold even more bribe money to get the cell phone off that person who saw you sick an attack dog on a stroller.
- A free copy of "Thinly Veiled Excuses: How to Find a Reason to Attack Civilians" In the glove box
Thanks for the original pic, batman.
This is in response to the atrocious behavior of the Anaheim PD. See below:
Random law savy Russian asks a patrol car to roll down their window so he can yell at them for not wearing seat belts and talking on the phone... Karma!
Girls love illegible texts at 3am, trust me man! - Jameson
You know who you haven't talked to in a while? Your EX! - Vodka
If you keep talking, the police will let you go - Heinekin
Security and dash cam footage of lots of people running red lights, many of which result in accidents. A couple of them are a little graphic, so consider yourself warned, but overall, this is excellent Friday evening cool off material.
2 separate phones, so the government employee can text while she talks while she drives.