If I had one hour to live, I'd spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity.
I don't believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me.
I dare you to lay a finger on him.
Sincerely, the linebacker with 2 amazing dads.
Hilarious note left in public laundry room.