Catching a flaming bowling ball on his head with knives in it, on fire, and a scorpion in his pants.
Catching heads of lettuce with a running lawnmower balanced on his chin.
Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a truck this morning.
Somebody decided to put together all the weird reto TV they could find into one big Robot Chicken style montage. It's... a little weird to say the least, but still highly amusing.;