Just crushed a rock. Holy shit! It's made up of tiny smaller bits of Rock! Science is Amazing.
And everyone is like: "Can I have your autograph, Kobe?"
Or... sit right down on your ass, in this case.
I have a lot of girlfriends because I don't call them bitches. A little respect will take you a long way.
I don't believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me.
That not very funny guy from scrubs makes a funny status update on twitter about how he screw a fan, and the fan blew him all night.