19Aug/120
Sarcastic Rover Tweets
Just crushed a rock. Holy shit! It's made up of tiny smaller bits of Rock! Science is Amazing.
7Aug/120
So a Homophobe, a Rapist, and a Black Guy Walk Into a Bar
And everyone is like: "Can I have your autograph, Kobe?"
25Jul/120
Down With Arm-Chair Activism!
Or... sit right down on your ass, in this case.
Hey, remember when facebook likes stopped Kony?
22Jul/120
Hugh Hefner on “Bitches” – Twitter
I have a lot of girlfriends because I don't call them bitches. A little respect will take you a long way.
9Jul/120
Adam Sandler on Parenting
I don't believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me.
25May/120
Zach Braff on Screwing His Fans
That not very funny guy from scrubs makes a funny status update on twitter about how he screw a fan, and the fan blew him all night.
