This guy's resume is actually really impressive if you don't consider the illegal occupation.
Successful management of 120 people with revenues of $100 million annually.
Someone made a nifty scorpion out of paper clips and a staple remover.
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I was not at work anymore.
When top level guys look down, they see only shitheads. When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes.
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