After spending a couple minutes on twitter, its pretty clear that twitter is where the very worst of humanity goes to do it's social networking. In addition to the huge amounts of porn and spam... who can't happily live their day without blabbering menial 140 character tidbits to anyone who is willing to listen? The answer is a shockingly large number of people. I was thinking about creating a drinking game, where if someone was stupid, you would take a drink. I abandoned this idea, though, when I realized that any normal person of average intelligence who decided to play the game would be dead of alcohol poisoning in a half hour.
Anyways, enough about idiots. Tweets from a jackass: